Shitty Gifts for Shitty People

Valentines Day Update: With the big day rapidly approaching, here are some last minute gift ideas for that special someone.

Teddy Bear: $45
Will make your intentions clear, no more friend zone.

 

Cow Heart $27
What better way to say “I love you” than with a cow heart?

 

Goddess Statue: $32
For the one who lights your fire.

 

Microwave Cooking for One: $15
For the lonely souls out there.

 

Engraved Spoon: $12
For the little spoon.

 

Chocolate Shoe Mold $15
Because who doesn’t want to eat chocolate out of a shoe?

Christmas 2017

The Way of the Shadow Wolves $15
“It has words, many of which are spelled correctly.” – Amazon Customer

 

Beard cape: $16

 

Pigeon mask $10

 

Dabbing fidget spinner t-shirt $18
Two fads are better than one.

 

6-Pack Santa $26
So they don’t have to drink alone.

 

Banana flask $13
There’s always cheap vodka in the banana flask.

 

Bantha dog costume $12

 

Unicorn shirt $18
It’s certified free of chemicals!

 

HDMI cable $10,500
Because she’s worth it.

 

Richard Simmons poster $21

 

 

Have other ideas for what to get that special someone? Share them with us in the comments.

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